doh!

This morning was a typical morning.  I rolled out of bed and wearily walked into my kitchen.  I quickly finished the dishes that I had left to soak over night and started the dishwasher.  Once that was underway, I turned around to gather the necessary components for my typical breakfast of champions: bowl, spoon, milk, cereal.  The first two were no problem.  But when I opened the fridge, my milk wasn't there.  I was completely confused!  I knew I wasn't out, for I had just had some the previous day and it was still half full.  I looked around on the counter tops looking to see if I had accidentally left it out.  I looked on my dining table, my desk, my coffee table...  it was nowhere!  I even wondered if I had had a neighbor come in and take my milk and nothing else.

Until I looked up.

That's right ladies and gentleman.  I had put the cereal in the fridge and the milk on the shelf.  Such is my life.